Does the Enquirer's SUV run on bullshit?

The Enquirer has a bad habit of falling for election stunts, and they did that today. An overline -- which runs at the top of the front page, above "The Cincinnati Enquirer" -- plugs a story about Rep. Jean Schmidt buying an SUV that runs on ethanol. It's a worthless bit of election year trivia, but somehow the Enquirer saw it fit for a front-page mention.